Dear KCCers, sit up and take notice,
Here’s the lowdown on our 2020 Blooming Lotus.
Given the corona virus situation,
With our fine urban center on extended vacation,
It should come as no surprise to you—we’ve changed our focus.
This is the year . . . wait for it . . . for Zooming Lotus.
Our Zooming Lotus show will surely turn out great
‘Cause everyone on earth can now participate.
There might be a ballad or a hip-hop dance
Beaming in from Nepal or New Zealand or France;
Or stand-up delivered from the studio
Of sangha friends in Germany or Hillsboro.
Crawford Smith once again will be our anchor—
Join him as talent or an eager spectator.
We’ll raise the funds to meet the sangha overhead
And help keep our accounts from dipping into the red.
See you on August 29th, a Saturday night,
For our flight to the height of Zooming Lotus delight.